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Oliver Buchannon
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What's The Rabbit?

What's The Rabbit?

A Field Note Scribbled from Inside the System

Feb 8, 2026

You Can’t Be Free If You’re Easy to Corner

You Can’t Be Free If You’re Easy to Corner

A Field Note Scribbled from Inside the System

Feb 6, 2026

Why Dividing by One is Dangerous

Why Dividing by One is Dangerous

A Field Note Scribbled from Inside the System

Feb 6, 2026

Four Things That Just Snapped Into Place

Four Things That Just Snapped Into Place

A Field Note Scribbled from Inside The System

Feb 5, 2026

The Most Awake Man in the World

The Most Awake Man in the World

Released after discovering a fully-awake fringe-minority, who — having understood everything — chose to keep circulating links explaining why everything was exactly as bad as it appeared ... why it would get worse ... and why nothing could be done about it.

Feb 2, 2026

Oops, You’re a Criminal

Oops, You’re a Criminal

Flagged as “subversive literacy” by THE MINISTRY OF TROOTH

Oct 21, 2025

How to Register Your Chicken with the Ministry

How to Register Your Chicken with the Ministry

This is either a joke or the most affordable sovereignty strategy on the market.

Jul 11, 2025

GOOBERMINT Naughty List

GOOBERMINT Naughty List

Filed under “Holidays They Hope You Celebrate Without Thinking.”

Jul 4, 2025

Mutually Assured Doughstruction (MAD)

Mutually Assured Doughstruction (MAD)

Originally scribbled on a flour sack. Rehydrated for your inbox after it was seized crossing provinces without a carbon-neutral certificate.

Jul 2, 2025

Your Semi-Legal Sovereignty Scavenger Hunt Checklist Awaits

Your Semi-Legal Sovereignty Scavenger Hunt Checklist Awaits

Stamped: DO NOT DISTRIBUTE (so of course, here it is).

Jun 30, 2025

This Is Why You Need to Go Missing

This Is Why You Need to Go Missing

Taped to a half-fermented ferry ticket, found folded inside a canoe full of conspiracy pamphlets and illegally imported rainwater.

Jun 27, 2025

Thoughtcrime is My Morning Cardio

Thoughtcrime is My Morning Cardio

(Not legal advice. Just good advice.)

Jun 25, 2025

So Long, & Thanks For All The Airstrikes

So Long, & Thanks For All The Airstrikes

Tinfoil-wrapped. Concealed in a falafel. Smuggled through Tel Aviv and Tehran inside a kebab stand on wheels, under missile light.

Jun 23, 2025

Kristen Nagle Just Ratified Grant's Law

Kristen Nagle Just Ratified Grant's Law

This message contains trace amounts of grief, joy, and Kristen Nagle. Handle with open heart and rebellious spirit.

Jun 20, 2025

Grant's Law of Gathering: Potlucks Over Parliaments

Grant's Law of Gathering: Potlucks Over Parliaments

Taped under a folding chair at Grant Gordon's celebration of life potluck. Recovered by a rogue child with excellent timing.

Jun 18, 2025

Rest Easy, Grant — We Love You

Rest Easy, Grant — We Love You

Typed through tears. No satire today. Just sorrow. And a signal I never thought I’d have to send.

Jun 16, 2025

One Big Beautiful Distraction

One Big Beautiful Distraction

Smuggled in a burnt Tesla manual wrapped in tinfoil. Delayed by 1 hour due to a barter gone wrong involving yams, jumper cables, and a very confused chicken.

Jun 13, 2025

All Hail the King of Can'tada

All Hail the King of Can'tada

Tinfoil-wrapped. Smuggled past the Sergeant-at-Arms. Normally aired at 10:42 ET, but monarchy-related nonsense clogged the airwaves.

Jun 11, 2025

This Email is 14% Potatoes

This Email is 14% Potatoes

Scribbled between planting Russets and dodging CRA emails. Certified tuber trouble.

Jun 9, 2025

Victoria’s Secret Isn’t Lace — It’s Legal Fiction.

Victoria’s Secret Isn’t Lace — It’s Legal Fiction.

Beamed from an off-grid campfire, lit with a crumpled portrait of the Queen and a very dry copy of the Charter.

Jun 6, 2025

Exit Math: The Most Illegal Equation You’ll Ever Love

Exit Math: The Most Illegal Equation You’ll Ever Love

They tried to ban this. I composted the court order.

Jun 2, 2025

Exit. Multiply. Laugh. Repeat.

Exit. Multiply. Laugh. Repeat.

Tinfoil-wrapped, tucked inside a seed packet, and slipped under your door at 10:42 Exit Time.

May 30, 2025

Rant: I’m So-$%#!@-Fed Up With Carrots & Bones

Rant: I’m So-$%#!@-Fed Up With Carrots & Bones

FAIR WARNING: THIS RANT’S HOT 🔥 — typed after one too many beers, the kind the GUBERMINT floods into every grocery store to keep the masses mellow & blind. Brace for sober impact — no chaser.

May 28, 2025

A Month In. No Raids Yet. Keep Laughing & Thanks for Listening

A Month In. No Raids Yet. Keep Laughing & Thanks for Listening

Confirmed: This signal survived 4 weeks of censorship attempts, bureaucratic nonsense, and 3 failed drone sweeps. Read fast.

May 26, 2025

Your Post-Selection Exit Plan

Your Post-Selection Exit Plan

Originally sealed in a ballot box — conveniently lost with 4,000 conservative votes. Weird.

May 23, 2025

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