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Hey Rebel,
In a world where the ridiculous never sleeps, here’s the latest circus act:
Elon Musk accused Trump of being in the Epstein files.
Trump then called Elon crazy.
And, naturally, the internet combusted.
Meanwhile...
Grocery prices are up 14%.
Silver’s up.
Sanity's down.
And your neighbour’s chickens are looking increasingly strategic.
Exit Tip:
If it’s trending, it’s likely a trap. (If it’s on every screen at once, it’s not news — it’s narrative.)
Which brings me to this:
What if...
Curiosity about your like-minded locals outshone your obsession with the global puppet show?
What if...
The new rule was:
Swap eggs, not headlines?
And what if...
Freedom-fighters spent more time exiting the system than trying to fix it?
Well.
If that was the focus, we’d already be out.
My friend, here’s the tinfoil truth:
The System doesn’t need fixing.
It needs composting.
Rot it down. Grow something better.
It smells bad, but it works great.
So...
Close the tabs.
Unfollow the circus.
Forget the Epstein files.
Find your crew.
And focus on what’s under your nose:
Your community.
Your food.
Your trade routes.
And for heaven’s sake — start planting potatoes like they’re classified documents.
Because everything else?
It's really just One Big Beautiful Distraction.
Now let’s boogie,
Paul (Private) 🕇
Director of Misinformation Composting
TheExitLetter.com
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P.S.
Starting now, keep an eye out below.
I’ve started sneaking tinfoil-wrapped fortune cookies and other delicious contraband into the end of these dispatches.
Consider it a mini treasure hunt, but with more rebellion.
P.P.S. To unsubscribe, simply watch the news until your last free thought disintegrates in a puff of edible propaganda.
🥠 Rebel Fortune Cookie:
“You are not distracted. You’re being distracted. There’s a difference.”
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Pass it on — compost the spectacle.
