NOT APPROVED BYTHE MINISTRY OF TROOTH
Where Satire Meets Survival
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★★★★★
Rated Canada’s #1 Alternative to Doomscrolling Yourself Into a Corner.
—By Canadians Who Subscribed(without overthinking it)
NOTICE: READ BEFORE PLAYING. MANDATED. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Access to freedom is temporarily restricted. For your safety. As required.
Freedom = exits everywhere = Uncornerable
Not a Game About “Freedom” — More Assembly Than Advertised — First Edition