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Hey Rebel,
You or someone you love may be suffering from Mutually Assured Doughstruction.
Early signs include:
— Checking the 'news' before checking your fridge
— Knowing Iran's uranium enrichment levels, but not how to activate yeast
— Having five opinions on the WHO, and zero sourdough starters
If left untreated, fear rises, and your priorities get shaped by a screen instead of a sourdough jar.
The System won’t diagnose it.
So I did.
Straight from the Micropedia to Exit The System:
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Mutually Assured Doughstruction (MAD)
(n.) The quiet cultural collapse that occurs when everyone can recite the latest geopolitical scandal — but no one can bake a loaf of bread.
Fear’s rising. Yeast isn’t. And that’s how The System wins.
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The cure isn’t more “awareness.”
It’s flour.
Fermentation.
And knowing how to barter a boule for your neighbor's unregulated carbon-positive quail eggs.
(If you think boule is a French diplomat, you’ve got MAD.)
Joking aside...
If you know everything about the latest scandal —
but nothing about how you’ll eat when the shelves go bare — you’re not informed.
You’re fermenting fear.
And that’s MAD, plain and simple.
So rise while you still can:
Ferment your skills before the next manufactured crisis ferments you.
Now let's keep moving,
Paul (Private) 🕇
Emergency Breadcaster
TheExitLetter.com
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P.S.
If someone you love knows every headline but can’t knead dough to save their life — forward this before their doughstruction becomes permanent.
P.P.S.
All future tinfoil-wrapped dispatches will be baked at 10:42 Exit Time. Every M/W/F.
🥠 Rebel Fortune Cookie:
“Your freedom won’t rise if your dough doesn’t.”
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Pass it on — ferment skills, not fear.
