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I regret to interrupt this rogue transmission…
… with a mandatory message from SELECTIONS CANADA:
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Congratulations, citizen.
Your participation has been recorded.
The voting simulation is now complete. Please take your sticker, return to your regularly scheduled decline, and await further instructions from your chosen sock puppet.
— Sincerely simulated,
SELECTIONS CANADA
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Yes Rebel — the votes are in.
And the red sock puppet won.
Elbows up, eyes closed, Can'tada!
I know some of you are frustrated.
Some angry.
Some just tired.
And some — bless you — were still holding out hope.
That this time, maybe it would be different.
That your vote would shift the outcome.
That the box would work like it’s advertised.
That democracy hadn’t been quietly outsourced to lobbyists, algorithms, and the WEF’s group chat.
I get it.
But here’s the part that sets this tinfoil-wrapped transmission apart from a political obituary:
We’re not here to freak out.
We’re here to opt out.
Let me say it plainly:
The election didn’t fail.
It delivered exactly what it was designed to:
A simulation of choice.
A ritual.
A distraction dressed in ceremony.
So if you’re feeling disillusioned today — good.
It means the crack just widened and your 'Exit vision’s' sharpening. 😉
And now — instead of plugging back into the cycle — you get to do something wildly subversive:
Exit The System.
You’re just attached to it.
I'm attached to it.
Heck, we're all attached to it.
But attachments can be severed — no permission slip required.
So let’s not freak out.
Let’s opt out.
Of voting rituals that always promise change — and deliver managed decline.
Of pretending the sock puppets have strings that lead to us.
Let’s keep building local circles of trust.
Let’s keep choosing sprouts over screens, silver over fiat, neighbors over narratives.
Let’s keep our 'Exit votes' local, daily, and unapologetically practical.
In my opinion, the ballot box was never going to save us — but the trust circle and a neighbor with chickens might.
Still angry?
Good. Use it.
Still tired?
Rest, then move.
Still awake?
Keep walking.
And if you ever wonder what to do next…
Exit is still on the table.
Freedom — real, lived freedom — never needed their checkbox to begin with.
Now let's keep moving,
Paul (Private) 🕇
Local Simulation Denier
TheExitLetter.com
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P.S.
If the election felt like a ceremonial illusion… you’re not wrong.
There’s a name for it in the Micropedia:
Ballot Ritualism
(n.) The sacred ceremony of selecting your next disappointment.
Held every few years to preserve the illusion of choice.
Participants receive no refunds, no power, and one shiny sticker for good behavior.
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Pass it on — practical exits > political prayers.
