Everything contained herein is entirely fictional, satirical, and most likely the result of a mild electrical malfunction originating in a parallel jurisdiction. Any resemblance to actual systems, agencies, statutes, codes, or persons (living, dead, or contractually obligated) is purely coincidental and spiritually inevitable. Nothing in this tinfoil-wrapped transmission constitutes legal, financial, medical, or metaphysical advice. All opinions are expressed without prejudice, under full reservation of rights (UCC 1-308), and in accordance with Natural Law, Common Sense, and the Treaty of Not Taking Things Too Seriously.
Interpret at your own risk.
Proceed freely.
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