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Hey Rebel,
So, it’s Selection Day (or Election Day).
I suppose it depends on whether you’re holding out hope — or already plotting your exit.
Whatever the case, while the voting machines churn (or ballot burn), let’s skip the drama and have some fun.
Now, you’re about to get your first taste of the Micropedia — a lil collection of mental contraband I’ve been smugglin' past THE MINISTRY OF TROOTH.
Think of it as a survival manual for the modern-day rebel:
— Packed with bite-sized truths designed to wake people the bleep up.
— Laced with Exit lore, language, and culture that you won’t find on the mainstream channels.
— Sharp-edged & occasionally explosive.
In short:
This is for freedom-lovers who know that laughing through the nonsense is half the battle.
Ready to dive in?
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PLANdemic
(n.) What you call it when the narrative spreads faster than the virus — and smells suspiciously well-funded.
Vapor Rights
(n.) Freedoms that look solid on paper but vanish the moment you try to use them — especially during emergencies, protests, or lockdowns.
Guaranteed… until you need them.
Then, poof.
Narrative Velocity
(n.) The unnatural speed at which The Narrative mutates, pivots, and outruns accountability.
Premature Fact Releaser
(n.) Cheeky term for "conspiracy theorist."
A curious creature who connects dots before they’re approved, questions things before it's fashionable, and gets mocked — right up until they're proven right (again).
Always right… just a few years too early.
Anarcho-Basilism
(n.) The radical philosophy of growing herbs — especially basil — without licenses, bylaws, or approval from Brenda at City Hall.
Tastes like freedom. Smells like trouble.
Operation Sky Doodle
(n.) The unofficial nickname for the suspicious high-altitude scribbles that zig and zag across what used to be a blue sky.
Popular theories include:
- Weather manipulation
- Mass compliance conditioning spray
- Some pilots drawing conspiracy bait at 30,000 feet
Whatever it is, it’s definitely not on the weather app.
Clownspiracy
(n.) A theory so true, they had to laugh it off. Hard.
THE MINISTRY OF TROOTH
(n.) The shadowy institution tasked with the Total Regulation Of Official Thought & Hearsay (TROOTH).
Thinky-Dull
(n.) A mass-distributed mind-misting agent added to public water supplies under the guise of dental care, but suspiciously good at reducing critical thought.
Now with 42% more docility!
Banned in several countries!
Mandated in yours!
Warning: May cause compliance, confusion, and a lifelong fear of questioning authority.
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I’ve just shared a taste of the Micropedia — 200+ more entries waiting to explode.
As for the Selection or Election...
Same script, different actors.
I’m still plotting my exit.
The show may go on, but I’m headed for the door.
Let’s keep moving. The exit’s just up ahead.
Paul (Private) 🕇
Supreme Distributor of Tinfoil Wrapped Wisdom
TheExitLetter.com
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P.S.
Fifty-Three Shades of Eh: Voting Edition
This is your final chance to read the report before it slips into the abyss of forgotten truths.
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