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That's mostly why it's worth reading.
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By email.
(Subscription mandated. No exemptions apply.)
That part is true.
The rest is harder to explain…
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At some point, everything stopped making sense:
“Two weeks to flatten the curve.”
Then two more.
Then extended.
Then renewed.
And then re-renewed.
“Trust the science.”
Wear a mask.
Stand six feet apart.
Get the shot.
Then another. And another.
(FREE burger included.)1
Schools. Churches. Playgrounds. Gyms.
CLOSED.
Liquor stores. Fast food. Strip clubs.
OPEN.
“For your safety.”
COMPLY. OR ELSE.
Eventually, you found yourself inside something you never agreed to.
A system built to contain you.
A box.
Most never notice.
Some think it’s normal.
Others try to fix it — by voting for slightly better box dimensions.
Meanwhile, the walls keep moving in.
Closer.
Tighter.
Faster.
Sooner or later, it hits you.
You can’t wait for things to get better.
“Nobody is coming to save you.”
So what do you do?
If you’re feeling cornered… it’s time to look for exits.
Paul (Private) †
Broadcasting from an Undisclosed Location
TheExitLetter.com
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1 This actually happened.
The “burger for booster” initiative was announced on live television.
For your safety.
