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Last chance to catch the rogue transmission:
For the past week, it's been live, loose, and leaking all over the place — and now the feds are scrambling to patch the hole.
This gloriously Canadian voting report was compiled by your local troublemaker (me), featuring:
— Rebels refusing to “legitimize the clown show.”
— Ballot-slingers “buying time while the system crumbles.”
— And a few split minds still trapped between hope and hard reality.
This isn’t a GUBERMINT white paper from the Privy Council.
It’s a public theater production — starring bewildered ballot-casters, rigged rituals, and disappearing rights.
Side effects may include:
Laughter, mild outrage, and the uncontrollable urge to start a barter network with your neighbor's chickens.
Read it before Elections Canada sends me a polite cease-and-desist order:
This leak is the first squeaky wheel on a very broken wagon.
So stick around...
Next, we’re heading into the strange, untold story of Canada itself, with a little help from our favorite myth-buster, Doug Force (RIP).
Now let’s keep moving,
Paul (Private) 🕇
Self-Appointed Chief Tabulator of Civil Disobedience
TheExitLetter.com
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P.S. Word of the Day:
Ballot Ritualism (n.) — The sacred ceremony of selecting your next disappointment.
(More forbidden definitions from the Micropedia to Exit The System coming soon to an inbox near you.)
P.P.S.
The Micropedia to Exit The System is our pocket-sized, tinfoil-wrapped dictionary of rebellion — decoding The System one subversive word at a time.
Ever wonder what they don’t want you naming, noticing, or laughing at?
That’s exactly why I wrote it.
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Forward this — spread the report; slow the scrubbers.
