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Hey Rebel,
Been a while.
Got a little burnt out.
Call it an unscheduled software update to my worldview.
If you remember me — great.
If you don’t… well, that’s kind of perfect too.
Turns out, when you short-circuit quietly enough… you come back as something slightly less compliant.
So no — this isn’t a newsletter revival.
It’s more like a rogue signal.
Bootlegged across questionable frequencies, wrapped in satire and tinfoil, and quietly transmitting the coordinates to a universe that’s building itself in real time. What's to come will make you laugh, then think, then laugh harder — usually at The System’s expense.
Results may vary:
But generally may include disobedient thoughts, minor insubordination, and the urge to find the nearest exit.
If symptoms persist:
Like clarity or courage — please don’t report this to the authorities.
Expect glitches. Expect questions.
Expect to feel... a little more alive.
Anyway, checking in.
You still out there?
More soon.
Paul (Private) 🕇
Chief Agent of Mild Insubordination
TheExitLetter.com
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P.S. Share this — revive a dormant rebel.
