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Hey Rebel,
I’ve been on Vancouver Island the last two weeks, so a few tinfoil-wrapped dispatches slipped off schedule (today included).
Not a failed signal — just Island time hitting like a drifting canoe full of homemade mead.
But I’m back.
Deprogrammed, slightly sunburned, and ready to reboot the mother frequency:
Mon. Wed. Fri.
10:42 a.m. — Exit Time.
Turns out, two weeks AWOL reminded me why...
You Need to Go Missing
If you’re watching the world get weirder by the week — and quietly wondering where the off-ramp is…
You’re not lost.
You’re just signal-jammed.
Clarity doesn’t come through the feed.
It shows up in the quiet — when the noise stops, and your mind finally boots back into its own operating system.
And from that clarity?
Everything shifts.
That’s when it hit me:
The best Exit move I can make right now?
Build what The System can’t touch:
A Private Trust.
And a Private Member's Association (or maybe a Society).
Also... I stumbled upon the International Fixed Calendar while searching for exit strategies over smoked fish and methylene blue. (It’s 13 months. Every month starts on a Sunday. The System hates it — probably because it makes too much sense.)
Anyway.
The point is:
Go Missing.
It’s where the map starts to redraw itself.
It’s where the good ideas are hiding.
Not to vanish — but to hear.
No doomscroll.
No updates.
No feedback loop of fear.
Just trees. Waves. And mountains judging you for checking your phone.
So leave for a while.
Come back sharper.
And your next move?
So clear, it feels illegal.
See you this Friday.
10:42 a.m. — Exit Time.
Same rogue signal. Slightly more dangerous. Still banned in three provinces. (Kidding… for now.)
Now let's keep moving,
Paul (Private) 🕇
Chief Instigator of Comic Rebellion
TheExitLetter.com
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P.S.
Got a call from a debt collector the day before I scrambled the signal.
I gave them one URL — www.PAULMICHAELNIELSEN.com — and zero explanations.
They’ve gone silent.
🥠 Rebel Fortune Cookie:
“You will make a new friend soon — possibly while bartering homemade mead for questionable munitions behind an unpermitted chicken coop.”
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Forward this — someone needs permission to go missing.
