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Hey Rebel,
Funny how a single seed can shove you down the Exit slide — headfirst.
Proof:
Darrell Riffel planted peppers.
Then he found Basecamp.
He brought peppers and left with something more dangerous:
Knowledge.
Specifically, how to get on the air with a HAM radio.
Then one night, mid-transmission, a stranger crackled through his radio:
“Got something you might want, Darrell”
Coordinates exchanged.
Days later, a bow pressed into his hands like an off-grid benediction.
At Basecamp, Wendy — resident archery savant — didn’t blink.
“First lesson’s free,” she said.
“Second lesson costs peppers.”
Four moves:
Peppers planted.
Basecamp joined.
Radio rigged.
Bow acquired.
This chain reaction has a name now:
The Riffel Effect.
(n.) The improbable domino effect where each microexit spawns another, until you wake up swapping peppers for weapons training.
Considered highly contagious.
No known cure.
Usage:
“Careful with that sourdough starter — I’ve seen The Riffel Effect turn a loaf of bread into a full-blown barter syndicate.”
(Source: The Micropedia to Exit The System)
That’s how it happens:
One quiet hobby, and suddenly you’re sliding headfirst out of The System.
If you’ve been thinking, I should learn a thing or two before it’s too late — consider this your nudge.
Darrell did.
Now let’s keep moving,
Paul (Private) 🕇
Secretary of Suspicious Seed Exchanges
TheExitLetter.com
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