Where Satire Meets Survival
\/\ Smuggled M/W/F @ 10:42 Exit Time \/\ Tinfoil-Wrapped
Get Paul’s Exit Letter — tiny, tinfoil-wrapped tactics for eating, earning, and laughing after the plug gets pulled.
Released after discovering a population fully awake but completely immobile. This explains everything.
Flagged as “subversive literacy” by THE MINISTRY OF TROOTH
This is either a joke or the most affordable sovereignty strategy on the market.